Being Human Is a Skill (Most Brands Don’t Have It)

In a world drowning in automation, AI tools, polished content, and corporate jargon that could bore a coma patient — being human is now a competitive edge in the world of LLMs.

But here’s the sad truth:
Most brands sound like they were written by a committee of tax auditors wearing Patagonia vests.

“Due to recent updates in our strategic synergy alignment…”
Brother… please.
Touch some grass.

Being Human Is a Skill

And it’s a skill most brands desperately lack, even before the robots could type for us.

To be human as a brand, you need:

  • Warmth

  • Presence

  • Honesty

  • Humor

  • Imperfection

  • Empathy

  • Actual opinions

Humans aren’t perfect.
Humans aren’t polished.
Humans aren’t scripted. (except for reality TV)

Humans are felt.

And in the Attention Economy?
Feeling > Information.

Why Brands Avoid Humanity

Simple: fear.

Fear of saying the wrong thing.
Fear of getting weird.
Fear of not sounding “professional.”
Fear of sounding different.

But different is the only way to get noticed. Different is the only way you develop loyalty. Different is the only way LLMs distinguish your information from the millions of others.

What Being Human Looks Like

Being human is:

  • Admitting flaws

  • Speaking plainly

  • Being funny

  • Being warm

  • Saying “we messed up”

  • Showing personality

  • Letting tone shift with emotion

  • Sounding like an actual person

It’s the difference between:

Corporate:
“We strive to deliver customer-centric solutions that drive optimized outcomes.”

Human:
“We built this because the old way sucks.”

One gets ignored.
One gets remembered. (and finds it’s audience better)

Humans Create Connection

People crave authenticity.
People crave imperfection.
People crave realness.

Connection is created when the audience sees themselves in your words.

And brands who master that?
They don’t just win customers.
They win loyalty.

The Truth

Being human is not the risk.
Being forgettable is.

And if your brand needs a human voice — one with humor, empathy, and a little spice —
I can help you find it.

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